I friggin' love this one!
This is regarding the high-profile divorce nightmare between Sir Paul McCartney and Heather Mills. Directly from The Sun in UK in response to Heather's lawyers threatning to sue several newspapers including them... And man, the response is hilarious!

LIE 1: Lady Mucca frantically denied working as a prostitute. But in July it emerged she was a £5,000-a-night hooker whose clients including arms dealer Adnan Khashoggi and an Arab prince.

LIE 2: Heather told Sir Paul she had only been a topless model. In June we revealed she was snapped in a string of pornographic poses for a German sex manual.

LIE 3: Her first husband Alfie Karmal has branded her a compulsive liar who left him for a ski instructor called Milos.

LIE 4: Former childhood pal Margaret Ambler threatened to sue Heather over her claims they were abducted and sexually abused as kids. Margaret, 40, insists it was only her who suffered the ordeal.

LIE 5: Mucca — who as a teenager admitted shoplifting — stole the identity of a top investigative reporter with the same name, Heather Mills, in a bid to land a TV job. The real journalist said Heather pretended to be her in meetings with telly executives.

LIE 6: Heather’s dad Mark, 65, says she made up stories about him abusing her as a child.

Meanwhile the net closed in on a mole trying to smear Sir Paul by leaking Heather’s court papers. It emerged yesterday that the document was faxed to the Press Association news agency from a central London newsagent’s shop. It was sent just after 1:30pm last Tuesday from Drury News on Drury Lane. The eight-page document was apparently prepared by the office of top lawyer Anthony Julius, employed by none other than Heather!

If there was an award to win for stupidest person on the planet, she would surely win 'em all. hahaha