Joke of the day

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.
Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the
kids what kind of meat it is, but if they ask, they will give
them a clue and let them guess.

The kids were eager to know what kind of meat was on
their plates. They kept begging their Dad for a clue.

Finally the father decides to give them a clue. "Well, it's what Mummy calls me sometimes."

The kids start thinking about the clue and the little girl screams out......."Don't eat it. Its a Fucking Arsehole"