Monday Joke... Man, this one is hilarious!!

Dear Abby, My husband is not happy with my mood swings. So last Christmas he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods.
When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big fucking red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
Sincerely,

Bitch in Boston