Joke of the day

A Blonde's Year in Review:

January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels... Helllloooo!!!.....Bottles won't fit in printer!!!

March
Got really excited... Finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months... Box did say "2-4 years!"

April
Trapped on escalator for hours ... Power went out!!!

May
Tried to make Kool-Aid... Wrong instructions on the box... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! (LOL, too funny)

June
Wanted to go water skiing... But couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition... Learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm... Car swamped because soft-top was open.

September
The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October
Hate M & M's... They are so hard to peel. (LMAO this one is hilarious!!)

November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days... Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!?

December!
Couldn't call 911 . "duh"... There's no button with the number "eleven" on this stupid ass phone!!!