I'm back you bitches!
I doubt it my blog will ever reach stardom like Perezhilton.com and it will probably flop just like Britney Spears did on the MTV Awards last year. So I decided after taking a year and a half off from blogging to start all over again. I realized that I have a lot to say and I just love sharing my views, my pictures and funny jokes with everyone. So, here I go again!

Grosses bises. ;-)
xox

Joke of the day

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.
Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the
kids what kind of meat it is, but if they ask, they will give
them a clue and let them guess.

The kids were eager to know what kind of meat was on
their plates. They kept begging their Dad for a clue.

Finally the father decides to give them a clue. "Well, it's what Mummy calls me sometimes."

The kids start thinking about the clue and the little girl screams out......."Don't eat it. Its a Fucking Arsehole"

Joke de la journée/Joke of the day

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.
Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the
kids what kind of meat it is, but if they ask, they will give
them a clue and let them guess.

The kids were eager to know what kind of meat was on
their plates. They kept begging their Dad for a clue.

Finally the father decides to give them a clue. "Well, it's what Mummy calls me sometimes."

The kids start thinking about the clue and the little girl screams out......."Don't eat it. Its a Fucking Arsehole"

Okay. Je veux cet horloge!
Isn't it just the coolest clock ever???

Le prix est de $200 USD

NOUVELLE CHANSON DE :
MYLÈNE FARMER - DÉGÉNÉRATION

This is soooo true!

Most people are only around to help themselves...

Buddy au vétérinaire!


Y'était tellement sage... comme une image. ;-)

I don't have much to say these days...

Enjoy the dancing!

Weekend wasn't that bad...

Saturday, I got together with my roommates in the morning and we all did some house work. In the evening I watched a couple of movies... "The Chronicles of Riddick" and does anyone remember "Adventures of Babysitting"?? I love dat movie!! :P

Sunday, I went shopping with Arran and his bf Manny and afterwards we made some appetizers for the Oscars. I do have one comment about the award show. 4 frickin' hours too long!!! Seriously, c'mon this is just ridiculous. We started watching at 6pm - The Red Carpet Event and the awards ended at midnight. But I must say that Ellen Degeneres did a really good job hosting the awards. I just think that perhaps the short films and animations and other small awards could have been kept off camera. I know that their work is important too but who the hell cares?? lol After watching the awards, I now want to see "Pan's Labyrinth" and "Dream Girls".

Monday Jokes:

The death of my computer?
I haven't even finished paying this dam piece of shit and last week it crashed on me. waaaaaa I believe that this is the work of an infamous virus that affected part of the world's computers. My work got hit by it and I.T. guys were running around trying to patch things up. So tonight I plan on calling Dell Support... wish me luck! which will likely get me to India. So I pray that whoever answers the call will know their stuff and will help get my computer back on track without loosing much files. Especially my precious kodak pictures which I haven't done any backup cds since last year. :-( @#()%$*!$$

Nyxem Virus:
Computer experts had warned that February 3rd could bring gloom for many as a computer virus called Nyxem was scheduled to start deleting files on machines it had infected.
Nyxem is programmed to randomly delete Word, Excel and PowerPoint documents as well as pdf files, zip files and several other file types. The virus was released several weeks ago and has spread by forwarding itself to email addresses found on the computers it infects.